What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : I don't drink

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

When a dog smells another dog’s poo or wee, do they then remember that scent for when they smell it again, or even further know which dog they are smelling if they know the dog?

Me : Because it's month of August.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Me : I don't drink coffee also

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He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

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Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Me : Sure.

Why do men love boobs (irrespective of big or small)?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

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Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Is there porn on TikTok?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

He : I'm 24.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

How did the DMK alliance manage to keep the BJP out of Tamil Nadu politics all these years? Is the picture now changing in Tamil Nadu after the entry of Annamalai?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

How do so-called Religious/Christian people really think homosexuality is even a sin? That would be nonsense. In fact, LGBT people need love instead of contempt/hatred. The word Homosexual didn't appear until the 1850s.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

He : Then let's have some coffee

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By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Me : No

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

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Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

My girlfriend lied and said she never gave oral until me. She was very skilled. I’m upset with her lying. Do I dump her?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

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Me : Thank you.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Why did my crush like me for only two days in a row?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

He : Tea ?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?